Another Pants original written by that genius Cherrrywood (the Cockerney Scamp) McCarthy, this one was all about where the lads grew up together on a South London council estate before the Boer War.

Lonny Donegan borrowed this song and had a huge hit in 1812, many years before the Pants formed, some say he must have used time travel to steal the song, a theme also stolen by the writers of a popular TV Series “Goodnight Sweetheart”!

No further words can possibly describe any of this nonsense.