Well, if the title didn’t warn you, the lyrics may.

This ditty written by Cherrywood McCarthy at the height of his ‘Darwinian’ phase, make your own judgements. His influences for this astonishing theological canon were the Bachelors and the Reverend Ian Paisley.

The line-up consisted of the usual culprits: Che, Ging, Reginald, Rock, Skid and Justin.