A Skid Marks masterpiece this. The title is a direct quote out of the pages of a Pant’s girlfriend’s sisters diary. Quite what the dirty duo were doing prying into this poor girl’s private life, who knows but the expression hit a chord with the Pants. It also proved that it wasn’t just blokes that seem keen on matters involving the libido.

When the story was recounted to the rest of the Band, so much mirth was had that the song virtually wrote itself, particularly as Al’ had come out with a claim that was remarkably similar.

There were quite a few songs inspired by dear old Al’, unfortunately this is the only survivor to have been unearthed. 

Really though, the recording of this obviously inspired everybody so much that the humour is totally infectious and really  should induce most to laughter, particularly those that knew the protagonists.