Since this site was created, the Pants management offices have been inundated with requests for Pants merchandise. Until very recently there has frankly been nothing available, however, since some music has now been recovered we are pleased to announce the first Pants music ever available on the CD medium (sadly vinyl versions will have to wait as in order to justify the investment a pre-order of 1 million copies at £392.05 each will be required, contact info@dirtypantsband.com to pre-order).

The original Pants cuts were released on cylinderical shellac in 1892 and there are no existing examples although there was a rumour that a copy of Big Dar Boogie is held in the Science Museum archive.

The Very Worst of the Dirty Pants Band CD is available only from this site at an inclusive postage and VAT price of £135.00, each limited edition copy being numbered and can be signed by the 4 surviving Pants. Email info@dirtypantsband.com for a copy.

There will shortly be even more high quality, tasteful products released in the coming months, including this very special commemorative T-Shirt of the famous 1968 Pants World Tour of the Argyle Estate and Surrounding Areas.

Watch this space for details of more forthcoming delights in the very near future.